Thursday, December 24, 2020

It's a Taylor Two-fer: "Evermore" Expands Quarantine Cottage Couture

 Taylor Swift 'Evermore' album review: More of the same

Buzz Aldrin. That's what kept coming to mind when I was trying to characterize this album. Sure, the dude's famous, but he'll always be known as the second man to walk on the moon. Not that making a mellow folk album and releasing it with less than 24 hours' notice is equivalent to walking on the moon, but you catch my drift. 

Evermore is a sonic extension of Folklore, plus a drum loop or two. I don't have a ton to say about it. Folklore's ceiling is higher; there are more songs I genuinely love. Evermore is probably more solid throughout. The two albums are destined to be forever intertwined. 

The world should be unerringly grateful for Taylor's contribution to this accursed year, but 31 songs of cottage couture in six months is a lot. Still, if this had been released next year sometime, I'd doubtlessly be disappointed that it sounded so similar to her previous effort. Releasing it as a sister album was the right choice, but it dampens the impact a bit. 

My favorite song on the record is "Champagne Problems," largely because it sounds like a demo version of "All Too Well." What a gift to the culture "No Body, No Crime" is, with its stellar refrain: "I think he did it/But I just can't prove it." I will take solace in that phrase every time I'm 99% sure a student cheated, but I don't have a smoking gun. I'd definitely be interested in future HAIM collaborations. The title track featuring Bon Iver doesn't quite match the highs of Folklore's "Exile," but it's an outstanding closer. 

Critics are gushing over Taylor's ode to her opera-singing grandmother, "Marjorie," but I prefer the more lively "Dorthea" as far as song titles featuring women's first names go. "I come back stronger than a '90s trend" on the album's opener, "Willow," is the most clever turn of phrase. That's probably the extent of tracks that I'll be adding to my "Essential Taylor" mix, but as I noted, it's not like the album is full of filler. 

If Evermore were released before Folklore, it's quite possible I'd have the former graded higher. And if Buzz Aldrin walked the moon before Neil Armstrong, he'd be the household name. As it is, I dug Evermore slightly less than Folklore. As much as I've enjoyed this phase, I'm anxious for Taylor to go back to mixing in some snappy pop songs, in the same way that I'm anxious to go back to eating in restaurants and watching football at friends' houses. Quarantine cottage couture has its limits.

Evermore: B
Folklore: B+ 
Lover: A- 
Reputation: C- 
1989: B 
Red: A 
Speak Now: A- 
Fearless: B+ 
Taylor Swift: Idk. I don't like country, never listened to it

Tuesday, July 28, 2020

Taylor Flexes Maturity, Staying Power to Deliver Moody "Folklore"


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On Thursday, July 23, 2020, in the midst of a global pandemic that had the world stuck mostly indoors for the past four months, Taylor Swift changed the game. At least, she changed her game.

Eschewing the single/video release buildup that she and countless other musical acts have typically used to launch albums, she announced that she had something "to put out in the world" and wanted to do so right away. Like, that night.

The lack of pre-album hoopla fits Folklore's quiet, melancholy tone like a warm mitten, which is the sort of accessory this album evokes. Although it was released in the dog days of July, this collection of tunes is best-listened to while curling up with a book you don't have to think too hard about next to a warm fire. It is not a summery pop album like her last effort, 2019's Lover. It's the first album she's released in her 30's and bears all the hallmarks of maturity and growth that one would expect from a preternatural talent.

Before we go on, one more time, for people in the back: Taylor Swift is her generation's premier songwriter. Yes, she has become a pop star, but what separates her from the pack is how personal her music feels because she writes it. The best (and most authentic) parts of Miss Americana, the Netflix documentary about the writing of Lover and her newfound political activism show her actual genius at work.

It's not hard to imagine the follow up doc of Taylor, pent up during quarantine in her mansion with her cats, firing off classic Taylor laments like "When you are young/they think you know nothing" on "Cardigan" or "I'm only 17/I don't know anything/But I know I miss you" on the album's catchiest tune, "Betty." While those lyrics might've been at home on, say Speak Now, there's an added edge this time around. She wonders on "Betty" if the titular character would tell her "to go fuck myself." There's also a harmonica part, as she goes for that Bob Dylan in the coffee shop vibe.

Departing from pop is also going to ask for growth on the part of her audience. As a parent, I admit I was a bit shocked and dismayed by the few F-bombs she drops because they're not appropriate for my eight-year-old daughter, who is a big fan. Rory's capsule review (of the songs we allowed her to hear) was that the album "is all sad songs."

Additionally, Taylor is really leaning into the alcohol-soaked references she first began on Reputation. Those notes struck me as false then, but she's been pretty consistent about her relationship with booze since, crooning "They told me all of my cages were mental/So I got wasted/Just like my potential" on "This is Me Trying." On one of the album's highlights, "August," she claims that month "sipped away like a bottle of wine," which is a tortured simile, but it's a lovely tune.

Another standout includes the call-and-response duet "Exile," in which Bon Iver insists that Taylor "Never gave a warning sign," to which she protests "I gave so many signs." There's also a "Got lots of Starbucks lovers" potential to the wistful "Mirrorball," in that every time she sings "You'll find me on my tallest..." I think she's about to admit "You'll find me on my toilet" because of the way she pronounces the first part of "tallest." That could totally just be me, though.


The album's best song represents another departure of sorts, as Taylor details the fascinating life story of wealthy Rhode Island widow Rebekah Hastings, who ruined "The Last Great American Dynasty" through her antics of filling the swimming pool with champagne and coloring the neighbor's dog key-lime green. Taylor has rarely, if ever, written in the persona of another, and she does return to her roots at the end of the song by delightedly informing us that she is now the proud owner of Rebekah's mansion.

There are no stinkers on Folklore, but there are a few that merge together and float off into the ether. I'd qualify "My Tears Ricochet," "Seven," and "Peace" as merely "fine, I guess." Her political awakening continues on the scathing "Mad Woman," which is a lot sharper lyrically ("And women like hunting witches too/Doin' your dirtiest work for you/it's obvious that wanting me dead/Has really brought you together") than Lover's "The Man," but it's not nearly as fun to listen to.

Taylor has expressed admiration for old folkies like Joan Baez, even inviting her out on stage to a massive stadium show where approximately 80% of the crowd had no idea who she was. It feels like Taylor could write this type of music until she's Baez's age. Maybe five or six songs off this album will crack my "Best of Taylor Swift" mega mix, and none of these tunes are going to be radio staples like "Shake it Off," but they'll be more timeless.

Artistically, Taylor has grown up and found her groove. Selfishly, we may still want fun songs to sing along and dance to like she gave us as a teen and twenty-something, but we should take her words from "August" to heart: "I can see us lost in the memory/August slipped away into a moment in time/Cause it was never mine."

Folklore: B+
Lover: A-
Reputation: C-
1989
: B
Red: A
Speak Now: A-
Fearless: B+
Taylor Swift: Idk. I don't like country, never listened to it

Tuesday, January 14, 2020

My 25 Favorite Television Shows of the Decade: 2010-2019

Just as with my movies and songs posts, I started aiming for a lower number, but when I made the list there were just some I couldn't leave off. This was the decade where t.v. simply exploded, and I watched a LOT of it. I know that all the t.v. choices out there seem daunting, so this is my best attempt to deem what qualifies as "must see."

To make the top 25, a show had to run primarily in the 2010s and I had to have seen all (or nearly all) the episodes. Because doing something well for a long time should be given more weight, I disqualified anything that didn't/hasn't run for at least three seasons. This also means I'm not going to rank "limited series," but I'll list the ones that I loved; their appeal may lie in not being as much of a time investment. I'm going to list the network that originally broadcast the show, but be aware that many of these have moved to Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, etc. and can be streamed.

Limited series/not enough seasons to qualify:
The Haunting of Hill House (Netflix), O.J.: Made in America (ESPN), American Crime Story: The People Vs. O.J. Simpson (FX), Unbelievable (Netflix), Godless (Netflix), Atlanta (FX), Black Mirror (Netflix- technically it has more than three seasons, but it's an anthology, so you don't need to watch all the episodes), Homecoming (Amazon), Fleabag (Amazon), American Vandal (Netflix), Watchmen (HBO), Chernobyl (HBO), Succession (HBO), The Girlfriend Experience (Starz), Enlightened (HBO), Now They See Us (Netflix), Master of None (Netflix), Mindhunter (Netflix), Killing Eve (BBC America), Mr. Inbetween (FX), Years and Years (HBO), Waco (Paramount), Barry (HBO) The A Word (BBC America), What We Do In the Shadows (FXX), The Night Of (HBO), Derry Girls (Netflix).

Honorable Mentions:
Parks and Recreation (NBC), Big Mouth (Netflix), Silicon Valley (HBO), Narcos (Netflix), Glow (Netflix), The Goldbergs (ABC), Brooklyn 99 (Fox/NBC), Archer (FX), The Good Place (NBC), Inside Amy Schumer (Comedy Central), Review (Comedy Central), Workaholics (Comedy Central), Nathan for You (Comedy Central), Girls (HBO), Insecure (HBO), Catastrophe (Amazon), The Deuce (HBO), Boardwalk Empire (HBO), The League (FX), Shameless (Showtime), Star Wars: Rebels (Disney), The Newsroom (HBO), Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO).

25. The Expanse (SyFy/Amazon)
Image result for the expanseOften called "Game of Thrones in space," which does a disservice to both shows. The Expanse, although it has supernatural alien elements, is much more grounded in reality than Thrones. It's a nice balance of space action and political wrangling for power and resources between planetary factions. It's easily the best sci-fi series since Battlestar Galactica, although there's not a ton of competition there.

24. Rick and Morty (Cartoon Network)
Image result for rick and morty rotten tomatoesOr maybe this is the best science fiction series since Battlestar? Except that the sci-fi in Rick and Morty is mostly fi, and the sci is played for laughs. There are entire episodes that fall flat, but there are at least two or three per season that become instantly iconic.

23. You're the Worst (FXX)
Image result for you're the worst rotten tomatoesOstensibly a (very funny) comedy, You're the Worst actually contains insightful and honest looks into weighty topics such as depression, PTSD, and the death of one's parents. Every character is memorable, but Kether Donohue's Lindsey is the GOAT.

22. Broad City (Comedy Central)
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I didn't think we needed another "young people in NYC" story, but I was wrong. Abbi and Ilana's arrested development never ceased to amuse me, and they were smart enough to end the show before their inability to transition into full time adulting became tiresome. The finale is a splendid conclusion to their relationship with each other as well as a love letter to the other main character: the City itself.

21. Louie (FX)
Image result for louie fx rotten tomatoesI've seen a lot of critics leave this off their end-of-decade lists, despite singing its praises at the time. The fact that Louie C.K. seems to have an issue keeping his penis in his pants does put a bit of a damper on this brilliant show, which provides many laughs and tackles serious issues with introspection o' plenty. Some of my favorite moments of television this decade came from Louie, and it seems priggish to try and deny that.

20. Stranger Things (Netflix)

Image result for stranger things rotten tomatoesAt its worst (that one episode during Season Two), it's pretty terrible. But at its best, Stranger Things is the most fun you can have on television. Season Three was a remarkable comeback, but I hope the Duffer Brothers resist the urge to undo the consequences of the finale. It's probably time to leave Hawkins, which will make it tricky to keep the gang all together. I don't have a ton of confidence in the show moving forward, but what a ride it's been.

19. Brockmire (IFC)
Image result for brockmire rotten tomatoesAlmost certainly the show on this list the casual t.v. viewer would not have heard of. That's too bad; it's an outstanding baseball show, a great portrait of addiction, and it's profanely funny as hell. Hank Azaria's washed-up announcer is a national treasure; put his plaid sport coat in the Hall of Fame.

18. Peaky Blinders (Netflix)
Image result for peaky blinders rotten tomatoesMy enjoyment of this show increased exponentially once I realized, despite the characters speaking in English, that I should be watching with the subtitles on. I'm not sure I ever really figured out what was going on in Season Three, for instance. But the last couple seasons have been outstanding, and my man crush on Cillian Murphy knows no language barriers.

17. Community (NBC/Yahoo)

Image result for community rotten tomatoes I can't think of a weirder network t.v. show; it's a miracle that Community lasted as long as it did on NBC. Perhaps more famous for off-screen drama involving Chevy Chase and creator Dan Harmon, Community paved the way for way for more great television (Rick and Morty, Atlanta), even as it remains exceptional on its own terms.

16. Better Things (FX)

Image result for better things rotten tomatoesI've called this gem "the best show nobodoy's watching." I'll admit that I found myself thinking its quality would suffer when the Louie C.K. stuff blew up and he disassociated himself from the show. However, creator Pamela Adlon's vision was clearly the star all along, as Better Things hasn't missed a beat and has even evolved in really interesting ways. Alternately funny and tender, its episode-to-episode unpredictability is a large part of its allure.

15. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FX)

Image result for it's always sunny in philadelphia rotten tomatoesThe spiritual heir to Seinfeld's brand of cynical comedy, it's now the longest-running live action sitcom in American history. It gets penalized a bit because lots of its classic episodes ran in the century's first decade, but there was more than enough to cement its legacy in this one. Last season was a bit rough, but I'll continue to watch as long as "The Gang" keeps going. It's just so much fun to wallow in their disdain for each other...and themselves.

14. Key & Peele (Comedy Central)
Image result for key and peele rotten tomatoesIt would be impossible to write the story of the decade without this satirical sketch show. Its reach spans from NFL celebrations to forever altering name pronunciations to performing one of the characters alongside the President of the United States. Enter in "Key & Peele gif/meme" into Google, and see how many results you get. Oh yeah, its success also allowed Jordan Peele to make Get Out and Us. So, kind of a big deal.

13. Fargo (FX)

Image result for fargo rotten tomatoesAlthough I enjoy the film, I had zero interest in revisiting this world when I saw the first previews. I couldn't have been more wrong. If you gave me the choice between being able to watch the Coen Brothers' film or Season One of the show, I'd take Noah Hawley's version with Billy Bob every time. Key and Peele also play bit roles here, which may have subconsciously pushed me to juxtapose them. Season Two is also outstanding (except for the silly flying saucer), and Season Three started rough but wrapped up nicely. I eagerly await Season Four.

12. Hannibal (NBC)
Image result for hannibal rotten tomatoesI was even less enthused about the prospects of this show than I was a about Fargo. I like Silence of the Lambs well enough, but I hadn't enjoyed or hadn't seen any of the follow up films. Plus, NBC? A broadcast network is going to make a dark, grim, bloody show work? Well, I still don't know how it happened, but the three seasons of Hannibal are unquestionably great, even if I'm not always sure what Mads Mikkelsen is saying. He somehow even makes cannibalism look appetizing.

11. Mad Men (AMC)
Image result for mad men rotten tomatoesPenalized a bit because its early brilliance came at the end of the last decade, but there was still enough good stuff during the 2010s to merit inclusion here. If nothing else, it gave us the decade's best saying/meme: "Not great, Bob!" I liked the ending well enough, and Elizabeth Moss is a natural treasure (minus the scientology).

10. Rectify (Sundance)
Image result for rectify rotten tomatoesA spare, lovely little show that never got the attention it deserved. The hook is protagonist Daniel's early release from prison due to new DNA evidence after being convicted of his girlfriend's murder, and the resulting whodunnit. That mystery is satisfyingly wrapped up by the end of the show's run, but it's all the languid moments in between that give the show its wrenching impact. I would have never believed watching a man give a swimming pool a new paint job would be mesmerizing, but such is Rectify's power.

9. BoJack Horseman (Netflix)
Image result for bojack rotten tomatoesThis is Netflix's best show (no, not Orange is the New Black- that sputtered out...and no, definitely not House of Cards, which was a bad show even before the Kevin Spacey disgrace). Alternately funny and full of pathos, BoJack takes an absurd premise (animals live among us and act as humans while maintaining many of their native qualities) and delivers an incredibly relatable, hilarious show about our weaknesses, fallibilities, and the trappings of fame. It also boasts the broadest range of celebrity voices in recorded history; if there's an actor you like, he/she has almost certainly guested on BoJack.

8. Better Call Saul (AMC)
Image result for better call saul rotten tomatoesThe show was obviously created to capitalize on Breaking Bad's popularity and momentum; old villains are featured and callbacks abound. But a funny thing happened: Slippin' Jimmy McGill became as equally fascinating as Walter White. And the people in his orbit, such as his older brother Chuck and love interest/legal partner Kim, are better drawn than most of the supporting characters on Bad. Better Call Saul lacks the violent adrenaline of its parent show, but its portrayal of flawed people and their relationships with each other is equally as rewarding. It would not surprise me in the slightest if once BCS finishes its run that I'll have it ranked higher than Breaking Bad.

7. Justified (FX)
Image result for justified rotten tomatoesI'm not sure what took the entertainment industry so long to come around on Timothy Olyphant, but between this and Deadwood he's as clear a t.v. leading man that exists. Pure pulp goodness, Justified does an excellent job of mixing story-of-the-week episodes with season-long overarching serialization. The unquestioned supreme Big Bad was of course Emmy-winner Margot Martindale, but don't sleep on Neal McDonough's psychopath Robert Quarles in the insanely enjoyable Season Three. Keeping Walton Goggins active for the entire run of the show is a masterstroke.

6. The Americans (FX)
Image result for the americans rotten tomatoesNot nearly as fun as network sibling Justified, but a whole lot more poignant and tension-filled. The Americans' thrilling concept (two deep-cover Soviet spies living a seemingly normal life in the suburbs of D.C.) masks the show's excellent portrayal of something much more mundane: marriage and family and all the complications those entail. The two leads are brilliant: Matthew Rhys as the world-weary Philip, who'd probably rather just forget all the espionage and be a normal husband/father, and Kerri Russell as Elizabeth, the true believer with enough passion to keep the guise going and even expand it to her daughter. Set in the '80s, this show will likely age incredibly well as people discover it on Amazon Prime.

5. Game of Thrones (HBO)
Image result for game of thrones rotten tomatoesWe're about eight months out from the disastrous series finale, which I hope is enough perspective to settle on the show's proper placement. This feels about right. When it's good, which is often, Game of Thrones dwarfs (pun lamely intended) everything else on television. Season Eight wasn't the only time the show fell short of its dizzying highs, but the failure to stick the landing will unfortunately be a big part of the show's legacy. Which is too bad, for this is the defining t.v. show of the decade.

4. Banshee (Cinemax)
Image result for banshee rotten tomatoesI tried to temper myself from ranking this too high but finally just gave in. It's total guilty pleasure entertainment; there's nothing all that poignant, thematic, or hell, believable about this show. But holy shit, is it fun. It is so fun. I would go into the premise, but it's largely preposterous. Banshee is like if you took all the great things about The A-Team and added sex and much better action set pieces. I would've watched these four characters punch/shoot/stab their way out of trouble for roughly 20 seasons. This will absolutely be the next show I re-watch.

3. Breaking Bad (AMC)
Image result for breaking bad rotten tomatoesHere's another fun show, much more grounded in reality. I don't have anything new to say about the tense, thrilling descent of Walter White from science teacher to crime lord. It began in 2009, but the first season is easily its weakest. From there, every season got more intense and stakes-filled until those last few gripping episodes. Probably the decade's second-most defining show, after Thrones.

2. Veep (HBO)
Image result for veep rotten tomatoesIt's probably the funniest and is definitely the meanest show of all time. It cements Julia Louis-Dreyfus on the Mt. Rushmore of t.v. comedians. It has the most "holy crap, I need to rewind that to hear the joke again" moments of any show, ever. It has a brilliant ending that perfectly encapsulated the show's cynical sensibilities and Selena Meyer's endless, craven quest for fame. It makes literally any actor on it seem like one of the funniest people alive. Other than that, meh.

1. The Leftovers (HBO)
Image result for the leftovers rotten tomatoesCritically praised but criminally underseen, I guess this show, about the aftermath of an event where 2% of the world's population inexplicably and abruptly vanishes, is not for everyone. But holy hell, is it for me. Nothing else on t.v. this decade comes close to the emotional impact The Leftovers packs, with its meditations on grief and loss. It's hard to even begin to tally up the chill-inducing scenes it provides over its sublime three-season run. Darkly humorous, beautifully shot, and wonderfully acted (Carrie Coon wins the decade with her haunted, moving portrayal of Nora Durst), the ambiguity of The Leftovers makes it endlessly re-watchable. I plan to do so once every few years, whenever I need to have all the feels.